Chapter 01 Kluk Kluk

Chapter 01 Kluk Kluk

 By Jiulu Feixiang,

Translated, Edited and Arranged by Angel Chua 10/09/2024

"The Immortal Realm Lord has ordered Lord BiCang to return to the palace with us as soon as possible!"

The woman called Lord BiCang, with her long hair tied up high with a golden headband dancing in the wind and her clothes fluttering, said slowly: "I will not go back."

Her tight black robe was embroidered with flamboyant peonies. Just like her voice, she had a heroism and courage rarely seen in women.

"No one's order will be of any use."

"In that case, Your Majesty, don't blame us for offending you."

The gray-clothed man in the lead waved his hand, and two figures jumped out from behind him, forming a triangle to surround Shen Li.

"You dare to stop me, you have courage." Shen Li's eyes were stern, and a silver spear turned in his palm, the spear blade drew a silver arc, and the murderous aura surged from his body, shaking the corners of his clothes: "Just come and fight!"

The leading man and the other man looked at each other, and seemed a little afraid, but the man standing behind Shen Li's right suddenly drew his sword and went away with a fierce attack, "Mofang, don't be impulsive!" The leading man shouted, but there was no way to stop him. Shen Li raised his eyebrows, and the silver spear in his hand went forward without hesitation. With a "ding dong" sound, the crisp sound of the weapons connecting with the surging magic power shook the four directions.

The remaining two gritted their teeth and had to raise their knives to follow up and form a siege against Shen Li.

Any one of these three people is a well-known figure in the Immortal Realm world, but they still find it difficult to fight against Shen Li. After all, two fists are no match for four hands, and Shen Li cannot bring herself to kill them. As a result, although her magic power is stronger than the three, she is inevitably at a disadvantage in the encirclement. After a while, she revealed her flaws, and Mofang stabbed her with the sword without mercy, actually towards her heart!

One person shouted: "Mofang! Don't hurt the king's life!"

Mofang ignored him, and the tip of the sword broke through her robe and pierced into her flesh. The force was so strong that it pushed her body out of the three people's encirclement. Shen Li was furious: "You are so promising! You are worthy of being a soldier brought by me! You are so cruel!" Mofang said nothing, but just tilted his body slightly behind the two of them at an angle that they could not see, and took the initiative to push his neck to Shen Li's gun blade. Blood was floating in the air. In the wet blood, Shen Li stared at him in disbelief and asked him: "What? You want to scare me to death!"

"Your Majesty." Mofang's voice was low, "Mofang can only help you so far. Take care." After that, he pushed Shen Li with all his strength. The blade that deviated from the heart was pulled out, and as blood gushed out, her body quickly fell from the clouds. The seriously injured Mofang was caught by the other two. He didn't know what he said to them. The three figures flashed and disappeared.

Amidst the lightning and thunder, Shen Li understood that Mofang was helping her. Perhaps he knew that at this moment she would rather die than return to the Immortal Realm Realm Underground Palace.

Good boy! He is worthy of being the soldier she led, so loyal!

The black clouds came suddenly and wanted to destroy the city. Thunder was rolling in the clouds. People in the town avoided going out of their homes. Only the owner of an ordinary house in the west of the city pushed open the door of the backyard. The bamboo and vine racks in the yard were pulled by the strong wind, making rustling sounds. His hair and clothes fluttered in the wind like falling bamboo leaves.

"The weather...is getting bad." The corners of his lips raised a little arc, he looked up at the sky, but saw a little silver light slowly falling from the black clouds and disappearing among the mountains outside the city, "There are variables."

On the second day, Xingyun, dressed in a green and white dress, walked through the bustling market. Amid the noisy sounds, there seemed to be another voice calling him, which made him stop involuntarily. "Chickens for sale, fat chickens!" The vendor's voice was particularly loud in his ears, and he turned on his heels and walked in that direction.

In the chicken basket, dozens of chickens were crowded inside, among which a hairless chicken looked particularly eye-catching. But it looked extremely bad, with its head down and eyes lowered, as if it was about to die. Xingyun stared at it for a long time, then smiled and said, "I want this one."

The vendor responded, "Hey, this chicken is too ugly, if you want it, I'll give it to you at a lower price..."

"No need." Xingyun took out money and put it in the vendor's hand, "It's worth the price, it will be unhappy if it is sold at a lower price."

Can a chicken be angry? The vendor scratched his head and watched him walk away. He turned around and spread his palm to look at it. He was stunned for a long time, and suddenly shouted: "Hey! Sir, the money you gave is not enough to buy that broiler chicken... Hey! That young master! Hey! Hey! Hey! Little bastard, stop right there! You didn't give enough money!"

And Xingyun had disappeared long ago.

The world was in chaos. In a daze, Shen Li saw a burly man with a stubble on his face walking towards her. He grabbed her without any courtesy and smiled evilly.

"You are so bold! Let me go!" Her skin was burning with pain. She struggled desperately and tried her best to escape, but she was too weak and someone twisted her arms tightly from behind, tied her legs, and then... plucked all the feathers on her body.

Bastard! If he dared to untie the rope and fight her, she would definitely poke out the eyes of this ignorant mortal!

Awakened from a nightmare, Shen Li gasped for air. After a long while, she slowly raised her head on the green grass and looked around. It seemed to be someone's backyard. There was a small pond made of stones, and there were grape vines that had just sprouted. There was also a bamboo rocking chair under the vines, and a man was lazily lying on it. He was not a hunter with a lot of flesh, nor a chicken vendor with a wretched face, but a fair-skinned man in green clothes and white skirts. He closed his eyes and let the sunlight through the grape vines fall on him.

Shen Li was stunned for a moment. Even though she had seen many handsome men, there were not many people with such a noble temperament, even if they were gods in heaven... Shen Li turned her eyes away. Now she had no time to indulge in beauty. Shen Li knew that if she stayed in one place for too long, she would definitely be discovered. She had to leave quickly...

"Ah, get up." Before Shen Li stood up, she heard the man's hoarse voice as if he had just woken up: "I thought I would die." Shen Li turned her head to look at him, only to see the man sitting in a rocking chair, without even moving his body. He smiled at her, casually sprinkled the steamed bread crumbs in his hand towards her, and then made a cheap and teasing sound from his mouth, "Kluk, Kluk."

Teasing... teasing chicken!

Shen Li froze for a moment. Although she was originally a phoenix, she was born in human form, and was born with the ancient divine object Bi Hai Cang Pearl in her mouth. She has been very popular since she was a child. After she made her first military exploits at the age of 500, the Immortal Realm Lord named her the Lord Bicang. Since then, she has been honored with even more honors. Who in the Immortal Realm world dares to disrespect her?

Today... Today, she, the tyrant of the Immortal Realm world, is being teased by a mortal as a poultry! It's a great shame! Shen Li gritted her teeth and tried hard to stand up, but she never thought that the sword that Mofang stabbed beside her heart was so powerful that she couldn't move until now. She lay on the ground twitching for a long time, feeling angry and helpless. But when she looked up, the man smiled and waved at her: "Come here, chicken."

Come on, your uncle! Shen Li got up in a rage, and struggled to rub upwards and jumped up, but she fell to the ground after less than a foot of fluttering, and her sharp beak landed on a piece of steamed bread crumbs.

"Don't worry, don't worry, there's more here." The man said, went into the house and took out a big steamed bun, squatted in front of her, handed it to her, and smiled gently, "Here."

Who asked you to give alms! Shen Li gritted her teeth in hatred, but the situation was pressing, she had to close her eyes, poke a hole in the ground with her beak, and stuffed her head in, wishing she could bury herself in it and die.

The man stared at her bald head, and suddenly curled his lips and smiled, "Don't you want to eat? Then take a bath first." As he said, he pinched her two wings, carried her and walked towards the pond.

Hey... wait! What's going on! Take a bath? Who said to take a bath! Bastard! Let me go! When I return to the Immortal Realm Realm, I will ask someone to kill your nineteen clans! As long as you dare to touch a hair of this king! A hair...

Shen Li stared blankly at her own reflection in the pond... There was really not a single hair left...

Yesterday, she was stabbed back to her original form by Mofang's sword and fell into the mountains and forests, where she was picked up by a hunter. She knew that her golden hair had been plucked out, but she never expected that the rough hunter was so overly clever! He must have scalded her in boiling water! There was not a single hair left on her body! Not a single hair left! How on earth did he do that? Shen Li wanted to cry but had no tears. She suddenly remembered that she was still laughing at a bald official in the court a few days ago. She was confused at that time and didn't understand why he was crying. Now she really wanted to poke herself into a sieve. It was her bad mouth that got her retribution today...

"Take a shower." Before Shen Li could appreciate her look carefully, the man suddenly swung his hand and threw her directly into the pond.

As soon as she fell, Shen Li choked on some water. The desire to survive made her two featherless wings flap constantly. The man was still laughing at her cowardice, but when he saw Shen Li flapping so hard, he frowned and asked in distress: "Hey, can't you swim?" Can your chicken swim? How ignorant are you!

Severely injured and without magic power, she couldn't hold on after tossing like this for a while. Just when she thought she would be killed by a mortal today, a bamboo pole swept across and suddenly picked her up and fished her to the edge of the pond. The man squatted and pressed her bare chest: "Keep breathing, don't die, so you can survive."

The wet body twitched uncontrollably. Before fainting, Shen Li stared at him intently: This guy is tossing him on purpose! Definitely on purpose!

Seeing Shen Li's eyes rolled up and she fainted, he just smiled faintly, poked her bald forehead and said, "Be polite. My name is Xingyun, and I'm not some guy."

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